Here’s a slightly mad story for you, from the north Indian state of Uttar Pradesh.
2 young men enter a jewellery shop.
Following Covid protocol, they are wearing masks and they get their hands sanitised by the shopkeeper.
They then promptly whip out pistols and rob the store.
Like so:
Now, here’s the thing.
The 3rd robber, who did not use hand sani – tut tut – is wearing his mask below his nose – also tut tut – BUT surely that makes him easier to identify?
Crazy, right?