Here’s a slightly mad story for you, from the north Indian state of Uttar Pradesh.
2 young men enter a jewellery shop.
Following Covid protocol, they are wearing masks and they get their hands sanitised by the shopkeeper.
They then promptly whip out pistols and rob the store.
Now, here’s the thing.
The 3rd robber, who did not use hand sani – tut tut – is wearing his mask below his nose – also tut tut – BUT surely that makes him easier to identify?