Although most of my attention yesterday was focused on the terrible tragedy unfolding in the Himalayan state of Uttarkhand, where a glacier collapsed and unleashed a devastating flood, I was, nevertheless, shocked to read the Prime Minister’s speech in Assam.

Apparently there is a villainous plot afoot to malign India’s tea industry.
Indeed.
Can you believe it?
Will India’s enemies stop at nothing?
Good Lord.
Mr. Modi continued:
“I want to say to the conspirators from Assam that the country will never let their nefarious conspiracy succeed. These conspirators do not have enough strength to compete with the hard work of our tea garden workers,” Modi, who was on a second visit to the election-bound state in a fortnight, said.
This “nefarious conspiracy” is all part of the infamous toolkit we’ve been hearing about this past week:

I’m all shook up.
Need a nice reviving cuppa, methinks, to get over this dastardly news.

Geez, what is with these bhakts always wanting to believe they are being persecuted by outsiders?
Bibi Byrd I’m a little worried about the lack of news about the nefarious plans to defame yoga. He only spoke about tea. In Assam. Which is headed to the polls…but yoga??
incorrigible guy – he is just going around beating the bush, and creating diversions for his followers
You reckon? !!! And I thought I was the only suspicious person listening to the speech about tea…
you listen to his speeches? Gosh!!
Well. Not 100%, to be honest…edited highlights kinda stuff…